The Boy: "I don't care for this new iPhone of yours. It's taking too much attention away from me."
Me: "Well, maybe I would pay more attention to you if you had the ability calculate my tax return while simultaneously finding me three Ethiopian-Thai fusion restaurants within five blocks."
The Boy: [Looks dejected]
Me: [Reaches to hold The Boy's hand]
The Boy: "Pffft, hold your iPhone's hand. [Pause] There's an APP for that."
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